From the NY Times we learn today that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has sent a team of specialists into West Virginia, to study an outbreak of obesity in the same way it studies an outbreak of an infectious disease.
Disease expert #1: "Sir, I think we’ve found the source of the disturbance! The obesity seems to be centered on a ten mile radius around the following location in Charleston, WV"
Disease expert #2: "Get me a closeup"
I’m glad to see the Center for Disease Control has nothing better to do with their time. I thought we were at war against an enemy who can drop anthrax and small pox WMDs on us at any time? I guess fighting diseases spread by biological weapons isn’t a high priority anymore.
Hmmm…maybe we can turn the tables and cut our occupation in Iraq much shorter using this "new" weapon….
President: "Forget the anthrax and small pox…get me a couple of Mickey Ds to drop into Iraq"
Rumsfeld: "But President, that’s inhumane!"
President: "Truman would have used it if he had access to this type of technology. Drop ’em! And don’t forget to super size!"
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